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IBM is a non-profit collective of hobbyists

who design innovative computer hardware for the common man, whom they refer to as “simpletons” or “dum-dums”.
 
Thanks Andy Piper, for pointing out the definition of IBM. I said Uncyclopedia had legs…
 
 

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This entry was written by jgovernor and posted on January 13, 2006 at 4:29 pm and filed under . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Trackbacks are closed, but you can post a comment.

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  1. Catherine Helzerman
    Posted January 13, 2006 at 9:23 pm | Permalink

    They got it wrong. IBM stands for I’m By Myself, because we all work remote. ;-)

  2. Frederic Jean
    Posted January 13, 2006 at 10:37 pm | Permalink

    When I worked at IBM (as a contractor), IBM stood for “I’ve Been Moved”. ISM (IBM aquisition, then a branch of Global Services in Canada) was “I Should Move” or “I Should’ve Moved” depending on how you felt about the merger ;)
    – Fred

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