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IBM is a non-profit collective of hobbyists

who design innovative computer hardware for the common man, whom they refer to as “simpletons” or “dum-dums”.
 
Thanks Andy Piper, for pointing out the definition of IBM. I said Uncyclopedia had legs…
 
 

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  1. They got it wrong. IBM stands for I’m By Myself, because we all work remote. ;-)

  2. When I worked at IBM (as a contractor), IBM stood for “I’ve Been Moved”. ISM (IBM aquisition, then a branch of Global Services in Canada) was “I Should Move” or “I Should’ve Moved” depending on how you felt about the merger ;)

    – Fred



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